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God's Calendar

Richard Heritage

Announcing: God's Calendar

Does it bother you to go to church on "Sunday," a day named by idolatrous pagans who worshipped the Sun as a god? It should! What about Bible Study on "Wednesday" night? "Wednesday" was named after Wodin, a warlike god worshipped by primitive Scandinavians (who today are notorious atheists and have the highest suicide rate in the world). In fact, if you go down the list of the days of the week and the months of the year, ALL of the names, every one of them, have pagan roots. THERE IS NOT ONE SINGLE CHRISTIAN NAME IN ALL OF THE DAYS OF THE WEEK AND MONTHS! This discrimination must stop!

Some of you may say "Why is this important? Aren't they just names?" NO!! They are not "just" names! Does it matter when a man calls Jesus Christ a "myth" instead of "Son of the Living God?" Of course it does! It is the same thing with the months and the days of the week. The calendar can pay tribute to pagan idols or it can pay tribute to God and Christ. There is no middle ground. When our children learn these names for the days and months, they are also learning that Paganism is an acceptable "alternative lifestyle." The threat to their souls is very real!

Moreover, God calls upon us to purify the calendar. From the Book of Job: "As for that night, let darkness seize upon it; let it not be joined unto the days of the year, let it not come into the number of the months." Here, the "night" is paganism/Athiesm, and God clearly enjoins us not to allow it to become entangled in His divinely ordained calendar.

In light of this desperate situation, a select committee of believers have met for prayerful discussion of the issue, and the Holy Spirit revealed to them GOD'S CALENDAR, which it is His will that should replace the Pagan calendar that the Athiest one-worlders have forced on us for 2 thousand years. What a blessed development this is! God is truly good! Here, then, are the new Christian names for the days of the week and the months, announced here for the first time to Believers everywhere:

Old (Pagan) New (Christian)
Days '
Sunday Godsday
Monday Genesisday
Tuesday Mosesday
Wednesday Noahsday
Thursday Apostlesday
Friday Crossday
Saturday Christsday
' '
Months '
January Jesusuary
February Matthewary
March Mark
April Peter
May Mary
June John
July James
August Paul
September Lukember
October Grahamber
November Reganber
December Nativuary

Just think how wonderful it will be to go to church with your wife and children on Godsday! How conducive to Bible Study to have entire months named after Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John! How appropriate to have the first month of every single year devoted to Jesus, whose sacrifice delivers us from sin and death! Think of the lighthearted (but reverent) jokes Christians everywhere will be able to make when it rains on Noahsday! Some may question naming months after Billy Graham and Ronald Reagan while they are still technically alive, but anyone who prays on it with an open heart will see that the contributions of these two men to Christianity are so enormous that they are entirely deserving of the honor. (Of course all honor and glory are really God's!)

What can you, as a true Christian, do to advance the cause of GOD'S CALENDAR? First of all, USE IT! Start using the Christian names of the days and months at home and in your church right away. Imagine how powerful it will be for your members to receive the church newsletter for "Mary"! (I'll bet the Church office gets compliants about a "typo"!) Next, start using the new names in correspondence and conversation. Write letters to Christian publications and your childrens' school (unless you home school) asking them to change the way they refer to days and months.

Second, lobby the government to make these Christian names official! Write to your senators and Congressmen. Tell them that America is a Christian Nation, and the calendar should reflect that fact. Sure, it is hard to get the government to do anything, but there are some Godly men in Congress, and they will go along when they see that the people are on our side!

The Secular Humanists, the Athiests, the one-worlders, the New Agers and the Evolutionists will raise a hue and cry about this proposal, you can be sure of it. Mired in their sin, they will fight the progress of God's kingdom in this as in all things. They will say that it is too difficult or too expensive to change the names on the calendar. (Funny they don't say that when it comes time to give money to "doctors" to kill babies!) They will bring up the bogus "seperation of church and state." They will say we need to be "fair" and name months after Buddha and Darwin. But with prayer and diligence, we will prevail just as Christ will ultimately prevail at the end of the age. God Bless you all!

Yours in Christ,


P.S. God's enemies are well financed, and fighting Satan is expensive! When God moves you to send a donation to the GOD'S CALENDAR Ministry, please accept His Spirit and give generously. Prayer is powerful, but in this fallen world money is needed as well!

"God's Calendar" is copyright © 2001 by Richard Heritage.
The electronic version is copyright © 2001 Internet Infidels.



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